Maybe you should stop finding girls that are still playing in the school yard and look for one that at least has a voter's card... I don't understand why you're going after all these girls; they are all such blonde whore's; their intelligence is shown when they're pushing on the pull door. Just cause you drive a nice car doesn't mean you can pick up any girl at the bar. Why do you try to get so much street cred? I'm mean come on bro, you live on a coldesaque. Weekend comes around, time to roll out to Old Town to find some hotties with your wolf pack. Hitting on the girls with the big racks, the only reason we talk to you is because you pay for our Coke and Jack. --- You fight and fight for all these girls, the only way you're going to win is if your name is Jeremy Lin! You don't go to college, you don't have a job, all you ever do is call up your homies and say "hey, lets mob!" You spend your days at the gym but the only time your face looks good is when the lights are down ! dim. ----- Muscle milk, muscle milk, work out, work out. Stare in the mirror. Stare in the mirror. Getting swoll, getting swoll, praying that the girl you bang tonight is on birth control. I'm so sick of all of your wining, stop bossing me around, you know what, make your own damn sandwich. When I'm gone you'll wish I was still your bitch. Hell, when this song's over, I'll probably be rich.
